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What If Pharaohs Had Social Media?

Karim

Imagine if Ancient Egypt had WiFi. Pharaohs with Instagram? Total chaos.

Ramses II would post shirtless selfies in front of temples:
"Built this with my bare hands ?? #GodKing"

Cleopatra? She’d be doing eyeliner tutorials on TikTok while plotting world domination:
"Winged liner sharp enough to cut Rome ??????"

Twitter would be full of drama:

  • @Ra_SunGod: "Still rising every day. Where’s my respect?"

  • @Pharaoh4Life: "Just declared myself a god. Again. You’re welcome."

Builders would post pyramid progress like gym gains:
"Stacked 50 blocks today. No forklift. #SwoleForTheSoul"

Even mummies would go viral:
"Just woke up after 3,000 years. Still look fresh ??‍♂️ #MummyGlowUp"

In short, Ancient Egypt with social media would be part history, part reality show — and 100% entertaining.

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